Oct. 11 Bless Your Heart
Wednesday, October 11, 2017
Much has been made of President Trump throwing out rolls of paper towels to the crowds in Puerto Rico. What you may not have realized is that these were "double rolls!"
Thanks to The Scullery for adding such a cool-looking bicycle rack to our downtown business area. I was tired of seeing so many bikes locked to the trees. I hope more businesses will follow your leading example, but until they do, you have more of my business and money.
Please send thank-you notes! You southerners claim to have good manners, yet you don't teach your daughters to thank people for the wedding gifts and the baby shower gifts!
There have been many asking for a change in name of East Carolina University to ECU. BYH, how about changing the name to ECTC and schedule some football games with Campbell and Western Carolina? Maybe we could have a winning season.
BYH to the RINOs in Congress. You have been given the House, the Senate and the presidency and what have you done? Nothing! We are serving you notice. Either get behind and support the president or look forward to having your sorry butts sent home in '18.
"Vidant ready for disasters" must have been the most absurd headline in years. They are so not ready, it's ridiculous. They can't even staff their OR without a disaster. Be very afraid.
For the price of the church monument at Town Commons we could build a very nice real church. Wonder what Jesus would do?
He’d probably speak to the multitudes at the amphitheater and Baptize them in the Tar River at the boat landing.
BYH to the Greenville City Council, which seemingly has no problem reducing our city to a surveillance state — with cameras and license plate readers at major intersections feeding up to a national database to track our movement! Thanks, guys! We feel much safer! Any society that will give up liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.
Bless your heart to the Democrats. They give new meaning to the term "trumped up charges." You give a lot of play to anti-Trump screeds. How about equal time?
BYH to the local TV station who used an ECU math professor to calculate how far a car travels in 4.3 seconds while going 45 mph. If there is any eighth grader who cannot do this calculation without using calculus, the school system is a miserable failure.
BYH to anyone who can fix the traffic lights at Arlington and Greenville Boulevard and Arlington and Hooker. At 6:45 a.m., there are tons of cars backed up on north-bound Arlington, while no cars are coming from east and west. Please check the timing!
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