June 4 Bless Your Heart
Monday, June 4, 2018
Bless your hearts, hospital area drivers. Most of you are so kind to let some of us into traffic on some of the busiest streets. You are appreciated!
BYH, enough already with misdefining the word 'socialism', which means government control of the means of production and distribution of goods. Our government will never manufacture your toilet paper and furniture. As for the social safety net, our constitution speaks of 'promoting' and 'providing for' our general welfare, so universal health care would fit under that rubric.
BYH Chancellor Staton. Why were you on vacation instead of in Raleigh trying to avert the targeted $1.1 million cut directed at ECU? We were told that despite your lack of experience you were hired because your former work as a state legislator would help ECU. Doesn't seem to be working, does it?
BYH, I can't wait for Season 3 of the Trump Reality Show presidency: The Impeachment. I ordered extra popcorn for next year.
I recently attended a middle school function and was shocked by the high percentage of both teachers and students who were morbidly obese. The health care costs for our public schools must be incredibly high since we have so many unhealthy people working there. The students who are following these unhealthy “role models” are being led into a life of sickness and inactivity. Bless the clotted hearts of the school administrators for not addressing these deadly trends.
PGV is not a viable airport anymore Too many delays and cancellations, then you have to deal with the E concourse of Hades at CLT. Time to look at options vs again trying to bring in other airlines.
BYH to our brave law enforcement officers. You always hear “police brutality.” We should start crying out “citizens brutality on the police.” Just because you are a private citizen, you cannot abuse, attack or not obey officers’ commands. If you do you should pay the price.
BYH Reflector for printing an article by yet another D.C. liberal who has never even been exposed to a gang member in her sheltered life. Anyone who thinks comments about this murderous gang is racial is just plain stupid and ill informed. But hey, she lives in luxury in Washington, D.C., how would she know!
Now we have to worry about stormwater! All along I thought global warming would get us before storm water swept us away. I was already scared of thunderstorms and now I will shake with fear that the storm water will carry me into the mouth of that whale named Jonah. Or was that the name of the person carried away by the storm water? Are there whales in the Tar River?
BYH to the kid I saw at the supermarket. His dad was buying scratch-offs at the machine and he was singing, "First Tuesday!” The funniest thing I've seen!
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