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March 18 Bless Your Heart


Monday, March 18, 2019

No BYH to Mussolini, who said "fascism should more properly be called 'corporatism' because it is the merger of state and corporate power." Sounds like Republicanism to me.

How is it that Pitt County produces some of the world's finest high school basketball players but yet they don't seem to sign with East Carolina? We need to up our shop local campaign and get these lads to stay at home to play ball and get educated.

Just to set the record straight: I heard Eric Clapton sing "I fought the law and the law won" up at the Dean Dome back in the late early 1990s. One of my rich UNC dentist friends got me the tickets and gave me his parking pass. Of course he charged me for the tickets but the parking pass was gratis if I let him put braces on my lab.

BYH to thinking outside the box, I just read of an alternative to the wall that would mean jobs and still provide border security. It is a series of desalination facilities, solar panels, wind turbines and natural gas pipelines, that all come with natural heavy guard, and can be done in conjunction with Mexico for mutual benefit. It's a win-win.

BYH to Neil deGrasse Tyson who said “I dream of a world where truth is what shapes a person's politics rather than politics shaping what a person thinks is true.”

BYH, if your religion requires you to hate someone, you need a new religion.

Who could still be a Democrat after seeing all these new fresh faces in Congress. I am a registered independent and would be embarrassed to call the Democratic party my party with the strong left turn they just took. Infanticide, open borders and the new green deal are cringeworthy.

Thank you to the organization that cleaned up the road in front of my house. It was nice to see people in the community picking up the items left on the roadway and taking pride in our community.

So you don't like socialism, eh? Just pay back your Social sSecurity and Medicare benefits, privatize of our socialist military and get rid of public schools. Without the USPS, do you think private companies will care about rural towns? And forget government regulation, let's all fly those 737 MAX planes.

BYH, if you ever see me running, you'd better run too, because something is chasing me.

Bless my heart. I am going to get a ticket going down Charles Boulevard toward Bells Fork. My Jeep is dancing around all the pot holes. Before working on sidewalks, can we not get roads fixed?

BYH to the lady took time out of her obviously "busy" schedule to fuss at some kids selling discount cards outside of the Walmart. It must really suck to be that mean. I'd be careful though, that level of nastiness typically leads to wrinkles.

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