June 16 Bless Your Heart
Sunday, June 16, 2019
'BYH' to our dear leader, who finally admitted his lawlessness today on television when he said he would accept any information from any hostile adversary nation as long as it helped his campaign. 52 US Code 301-21: "It shall be unlawful for a foreign national directly or through any other person to make any contribution of money or other thing of value or to promise expressly or implicitly to make such contribution in connection an election to political office". Lock him up!
I enjoyed the DR article about ECU being at a disadvantage for playing Louisville on their home turf. But being realistic I doubt too many college baseball teams would have defeated Louisville the way they played those two games. "When you're hot you're hot and when you're not you're not." I think Calvin said that.
Bless your heart Henry Hinton. The multiple ads that Vidant has on your station tells me why your are such an ardent supporter of Vidant! Sorry Pirate Nation!
Bless Your Heart Allen Thomas. I hate seeing your name tarnished in this column daily. Someone seems to have a personal vendetta against you.
BYH to the group of downtown stakeholders organizing to help promote the merchants. Thank you for your efforts as commercial retail can have its challenges Uptown. Anything you can do to help create more foot traffic will be greatly appreciated.
BYH to vast generalizations about Vidant employees. We’re your friends, neighbors, and loved ones, 13,000+ strong. We take care of you when you’re at your worst. Don’t judge the other 12,990 of us who had no part is this fiasco.
BYH to our beloved Brody School of Medicine. I hope you do not let Wealthy Waldrum screw up your relationship with the General Assembly. We need funding long after he moves back to wherever he came from.
BYH to person complaining about Physician's East closing time. If you would have actually taken note of the hours, you would have noticed PE retains the right to adjust closing times based on volume. I have never had issues and have visited many times. I suggest you better prioritize your medical needs with respect to your pending travel. Their nurses and care staff are some of the best in the area!
BYH to the June edition of Our State magazine for recognizing some of the great things about our city. While short, it is nice to be noticed as a trendy city making change.
I see where the ECU Athletic Department has hired a Director of Nutrition. I am applying for Director of Repose. I can instruct all of their athletes in proper sleeping habits. I am very good at it, and the students will only have to pay a couple of more bucks each in tuition to cover my salary.
Joan Perry is a nasty person, I have never seen such awful attack ads run by her camp and the information is laced with lies.
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