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March 15, 2019

Relax! I think the $36,000 raise for the sheriff came from that $20 million transfer ECU made to athletics. From what I understand there is a direct correlation between a winning football program and a high-paid sheriff. In the words of Eric Clapton, "I fought the law and the law won."

Bless the…

March 14, 2019

Bless your heart, "Texas Pete" hot sauce. You changed the lid design. My wife screwed off the cap in the usual manner and poured one-fourth of a bottle on our shrimp and grits. Hey! We're transplanted Pennsylvanians, not Cajuns! Next time you make these seismic changes, take out a full page ad in…

March 13, 2019

BYH to the legislators who want to ban cellphone use while driving. To save money, just bolt the signs on the same posts as speed limits and other warnings.

BYH to Sheriff Dance for getting a $36,847 raise for a job she started in December. I have been working at Vidant Medical Center for 30 years…

March 12, 2019

BYH, Sidewalk Joe. Spending $2 million in tax money for double sidewalks when the road infrastructure in Greenville will loosen one’s teeth makes no sense. That 100 people (more likely 10) can’t walk on one side of the road is ridiculous. Paint a stripe down the middle of the walk to…

March 11, 2019

BYH, I came home and my cat had written a poem! It went: Feed me. Don't touch me. The end.

BYH to Voltaire, who said “Those who make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.”

To he or she writing about cellphone telemarketer calls. I think it falls under the principle…

March 10, 2019

BYH to the person who thinks Greenville is so crime-free! Have you seen the daily jailbird photos in the paper, the break-ins and theft columns? Pah-lease!

BTH of the soul that can recommend a car with a wide enough wheelbase to evade the new "speed cushions" (aka chassis rocks) on Fifth Street.…

March 09, 2019

BYH, be careful not to follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

BYH, I'd rather hug a tree than frack a farm any day.

Bless your heart American citizens. How can any rational person support the debacle we call the U.S. congress?

BYH to Lime Bikes, y'all got my money but now I cannot seem to…

March 08, 2019

BYH to Drs. Leonard, Newell, Brown, Castillo and, especially, to Dr. Quinn for their competent and compassionate care during my recent stay at Vidant — also, to the nursing staff on 3 West.

BYH to the amazing counselors and the principal, Ms. Cox, for the tour of C.M. Eppes Middle School.…

March 07, 2019

BYH to the gentleman in Target wearing a Pitt State Gorilla sweatshirt. Thank you for taking time to chat with me about Southeast Kansas! It's nice knowing I'm not a lone Gorilla in eastern N.C.! Go 'Rillas!

I am so disgusted at the large retail box stores that now want all customers to go through…

March 06, 2019

Bless the hearts of the two gentlemen from Luke's Paving who stopped to help me and my husband with our flat tire yesterday! We were totally unprepared — didn't even have the right lug wrench — but their kind gesture turned a frustrating experience into one that had us admiring the…

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