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Non-ECU: U2 asked to perform outside Keenan…
(Please note: The following article is pure satire and is in no way serious.)
Rock legends U2 will perform a hastily arranged concert atop one of the many parking decks dotting the elegant UNCCH campus this evening, providing background music for the hordes of Carolina Blue-clad patrons stuck in their Mercedes during an expected traffic jam.
“(N.C.) State did it, and were very successful” explained UNC Provost for Parking Life Sidney Duffus. “They knew they were going to have a traffic jam, so they invited U2 to play and keep everyone entertained. We couldn’t let the Wolfpack one-up us.”
Carolina officials weren’t exactly sure why they were anticipating the big traffic snarl this evening, except to say “It ain’t Late Nite with Roy… That’s Saturday.”
The opening act for the famed rockers is an expected appearance by Erin Andrew’s hair, which by all accounts, is pretty and clean.
“That’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout” explained longtime Tarheel fan John Flea. “She dominates.”
The traffic is expected to first be light, then get heavy and then get light again. “It’ll kind of be like a Pink Floyd record,” said Duffus, adding “But they weren’t available.
Comments
By Tarheel
October 22, 2009 1:37 PM | Link to this
I love how an ECU blog has nothing better to talk about than the Tarheels. Check which direction your ship is sailing :)
By Chalres
October 22, 2009 2:52 PM | Link to this
I am sure that Bono will feel right at home up there among all those bleeding heart liberals.
By Pharmd459
November 8, 2009 5:05 AM | Link to this
Very nice site!