What’s happening in Cindy’s life? We’ll follow her Facebook status updates to find out:

Cindy … went to Her … magazine’s “It’s In the Bag” 5th Birthday Celebration and Purse Party at The Martinsborough.

Thursday at 6 p.m.

I cannot confirm or deny that I just bought 8 or 9 purses. I have lost count. It was for charity so don’t judge!

Thursday at 8:14pm via mobile

Had a fun Girls Night out with my mom and the diva. Scored 2 purses for the diva. Gotta learn bargain shopping and charity early.

Thursday at 9:39pm via mobile

I go to sleep tonight thankful for a funny social butterfly daughter and a cool mom. We had a fun evening out and should do it more often, except I’ll buy less purses! LOL

Thursday at 11:27pm via mobile

The night I bought a million purses: www.reflector.com/slideshow/scene-around-her-magazine-birthday-and-purse....

Friday at 1:43pm via mobile

If you are in a parking lot running towards me while yelling into your phone’s hidden Bluetooth and I can’t tell if you are going to hit me, I will swat you. With my purse. And I did. Ended that phone call.

Tuesday at 4:36pm via mobile

We both yelled WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I DID tell him I’M LEAVING AND DON’T YOU FOLLOW ME! I think I shocked us both … Speak softly and carry a big purse!

Tuesday at 4:45pm

I have Freak Magnet on my forehead. I try to cover it with makeup but it doesn’t always work.

Tuesday at 8:15pm

Tomorrow will hopefully be quiet and assault-free.

Tuesday at 9:55pm via mobile

Bed is calling. Being a Professional Freak Out Artist is exhausting!

Tuesday at 10:03pm

Cindy … is all blinged out in her favorite jewels to ward off evil. KAPOW! Meet my purse!

Wednesday at 9:26am via mobile

Could it be one of the purses from the “it’s in the bag” night? Heck yeah! 
The black 1 with the colorful circles!

Wednesday at 9:45am via mobile

Cindy Edwards Asbell, 40, is a Greenville girl who lives with her husband, Moose, and daughter, The Diva, mere miles from the neighborhood where she grew up. She speaks English, Irony and Sarcasm.

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