What’s going on in Cindy’s life? We check her Facebook status to find out:

Well I don’t know about YOU, but I’M excited about being wide awake at 3:42 in the morning, she typed in the sarcasm font …

Monday at 3:43am via mobile

Dear Weekend: You were very short with me. You’re always in such a hurry. It’s like you don’t want me to have to relax. Please let’s work together to bring back the joy, even if ever so brief. Willing to try again! Love, Me

Monday at 1:31pm via mobile

I got called a fruitcake today. Well, it was more like “Hey Fruitcake,” but nonetheless, Fruitcake. I told him it was disrespectful because I’m really Her Royal Highness Fruitcake Liaison and wished to be addressed as such.

Monday at 2:42pm via mobile

This evening’s forecast: Mostly tired with a chance of wine.

Monday at 4:31pm via mobile

I am not Happy. Or any of the other Dwarfs. Well, perhaps Grumpy.

Tuesday at 9:43am via mobile

Tuesday, I need more from you. Work with me!

Tuesday at 9:49am via mobile

Spilling coffee on stockinged feet. The new Zumba.

Tuesday at 2:38pm via mobile

Yes, it is Wednesday, though my hair screams MONDAY.

Wednesday at 7:35am via mobile

I’m always sad to see a ticketed car getting towed. Nevermind. Who am I kidding? I’m just glad it’s not me!

Wednesday at 10:02am via mobile

Cindy … is frantically working on a voodoo doll whilst trying to eat lunch at the same time.

Wednesday at 1:34pm via mobile

Wednesday, I’m breaking up with you. I think I need to see days closer to the weekend and that also treat me better.

Wednesday at 2:57pm via mobile

I can not accurately and truthfully describe this day without it banning me from Facebook.

Wednesday at 4:16pm via mobile

Cindy Edwards Asbell, 40, is a Greenville girl who lives with her husband, Moose, and daughter, The Diva, mere miles from the neighborhood where she grew up. She speaks English, Irony and Sarcasm.