BYH, here are five tips for women: It is important that a man help you around the house. It is important to find a man that makes you laugh. It is important to find a man that you can count on and never lies to you. It is important to find a man that will love and spoil you. And it is very important that those four men never meet each other.

Bless my heart, I've got PMS, OCD and ADD. I want to cry and look pretty, while I punch everyone, but I can't focus on that right now, I'm cleaning.

BYH to Pelosi. If she can somehow snare the VP in their trap, guess what? Pelosi becomes president.

To the Trumpsters, I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

Bless her heart, my wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house. I laughed. My wife laughed. Siri laughed. Alexa laughed. I quit laughing.

BYH, someone owes me something for not procreating. I'd be the type of dad that would give my 1 year old a toy xylophone. My poor wife and neighbors would be constantly be giving me the stinkeye, but by 5 years old I'd have a virtual Lionel Hampton in the house. I know, only old people would get that reference.

BYH to Booker T. Washington, who said, "A lie doesn't become truth, wrong doesn't become right, and evil doesn't become good just because it is accepted by a majority."

BYH, the Lord uses the good ones. The bad ones use the Lord.

BYH, it is generally safe to assume that the best way to demonstrate your innocence is to not call for the whistleblower to be killed.

There are people on the "powers that be" boards at ECU who do not have ECU’s best interest in mind. They are the ones who drink their beer at the country clubs, but cheat on their golf scores.

BYH, a 500 year flood actually means there is a 1 in 500 chance that a certain area will flood. So, no, I don't think this is unusual. Remember, I am a scientist.

I'm just wondering how many ECU students are at a downtown bar. Aren't the students mostly under the drinking age? Just wondering out loud.

BYH, I'm not saying that Trump is the antichrist, I'm saying that Christ is the anti-Trump.

BYH to Socrates, who said, “When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the losers.”

BYH, I just want to note that even though Obama was attacked with constant racism, they smeared his wife and kids, demanded his birth certificate, and questioned his faith, not once did he stoop to the level of screaming expletives and accuse his opponents of treason. Not once in eight years.

I don't get it why didn't Obama release his college transcripts and show us what a smart man he was?

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